The Louisanna Swamp Man written by Thomas Long / Mike Bryant (BMI # 16764709) (key of E) There's a man called the Louisanna Swamp Man He lived at the edge of the swamp He'd catch those alligators for a livin' He'd go out every mornin' for the hunt He'd roam that bayou in the backland From early mornin' til the sun went down Then he'd skin those gators And he'd cut em' up Put em' in his truck and take em' into town ( Cause he's a swamp man ) ( Hunts Alligators ) (Musical Break - 4 Bars) He was a giant of a man He stood six foot four Weighed two hundred and eighty - five pounds When he wrestled that gator with his club like hands That ole gator was sure to go down He would sip his corn liquor In the evening sun Sometimes sittin' in his rockin' chair If a stranger came around He would scare em' off With one look from his icy stare ( Cause he's a swamp man ) ( He's mean ) ( Just look in his eyes ) (Musical Break - 8 Bars) Yeah there's a man called the Louisanna Swamp Man He lived all alone in the swamp He didn't want to be bothered by nobody He'd go out every mornin' for the hunt So let me tell you if you ever take the notion To go snoopin' round the old mans place When the sheriff starts lookin' for your body You can bet he'll never ever find a trace ( No he won't ) ( You'll be gator bait ) ( So just stay away ) ( See that sign ) ( It says " NO TRESPASSIN'" )