Tie'n The Knot
     (written by Mike Bryant)  
BMI # 14347281
(key of D)

(Both) (Chorus)
We're finally tie'n'the knot
To make our love official
Yes we're tie'n the knot
To prove our love is real
(Male) (Spoken)
But what good would that old paper do
(Sing)
It just feels like I'm in chains
(Both)
We're finally tie'n the knot
I think we both---might---be---insane

(Female)
Well I've stood by you for twenty years
Just to wash and iron your clothes
And I know you make a paycheck "dear"
But where does that money go
(Male)
Well honey, I only spend a little
Down at the bar with all the boys
But you know the difference between 
                    boys and men
Is just the price of all their toys

(Both) (Chorus)
We're finally tie'n the knot
To make our love official
Yes we're tie'n the knot
To prove our love is real
(Male) (Spoken)
But what good would that old paper do
(Sing)
It just feels like I'm in chains
(Both)
We're finally tie'n the know
I think we both---might---be---insane

(Musical Break)

(Male)
Now baby, you always whine and moan
And you act like you don't care
I spend hours there just bored to tears
While they wash and fix your hair
(Female)
Well listen stud
I've seen you look at women with that
                   smile
Why you must think you're Elvis
Here's my mirror
Just look at yourself awhile

(Both) (Chorus)
We're finally tie'n the knot
To make our love official
Yes we're tie'n the knot
To prove our love is real
(Male) (Spoken)
But what good would that old paper do
(Sing)
It just feels like I'm in chains
(Both)
We're finally tie'n the knot
I think we both---might---be---insane

(Male)
Well I don't know what you're complaining about
I mow the grass, chop the wood, paint the house
Why woman
You're working my fingers to the bone
(Female)
Well I've slaved over that stove for twenty years
And I'll tell you this
You're going to put a ring on my hand
Or you can just find yourself --the door